I sprained my ankle Sunday. It was a brutal freak accident involving high-heeled clown shoes And tripping over my enormous penis… I digress. Drove myself to the ER where they told me how hard I had fucked myself up, and that if I baby it I can be back to work this next Sunday. I […]
Coming in hot with the overt EVIL DEAD influences is the SOV regional horror flick, CANNIBAL CULT. After the misconceived multi-colored, multi-font title credits and one big ugly screen wipe, the story begins. Camp Ford, 1950… A camp director plays with demonic forces and kills his co-worker/wife with a machete. He then snaps his daughter’s […]
T Kira Madden cooks instead of meditates and isn’t really sure how much she’ll like eating out on her upcoming book tour for her memoir Long Live the Tribe of Fatherless Girls. (Bookstores, find the best soup near your location and let her know.) Throughout the pieces in her debut memoir, she talks about trying […]
For a while, low-cut jeans were all you could find unless you just wanted tapered-leg, boob-holstering denim.
Obviously, being a teen girl and not an eighty-year-old woman, I wanted nothing to do with tapered-leg anything. So I took my chances and wore low cut jeans — for better or for worse.
Cogito ergo nom…
We arrived at my daughter’s skating party shortly after sunset. The scent of the skating rink brought back unpleasant memories of my youth. My senses were overwhelmed with memories of sweaty kids, Jnco jeans, and 90’s music. The memories were unavoidable, as every skating rink in the world hasn’t changed a bit in thirty years. […]
How do you usually write the lyrics of your songs? The melody always comes first. Perverse, isn’t it? (laughs) The lyrics should really be the genesis, shouldn’t they…I suppose I must lay the blame for that at the well-heeled feet of The Beatles. If a tune can’t get stuck in your head, what good are […]
Grunge as it pertains to music and the overall aesthetic clothing wise I feel like doesn’t fall directly under ‘Goth’ but it is definitely a stem from it. Grunge culture from the 90s is easily associated with bands like Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and Alice in Chains; but it also gave way to skater culture as […]
Ok, I’ll be the first to admit it. I once was a name brand snob!! Throughout my childhood, I never went without. I was very fortunate. I always had food in my stomach and clothes on my back. I would say the only misfortune was that HORRIBLE bowl cut I had in elementary school. It’s […]
This blog was once a collection of responses to a couple digitally-prodding questions from my professor. Not saying that things have changed, but I can definitely have a little fun with it while I’m at it. I was born in 1994, and I was also born in the Philippines. Two things that isolate my from […]
Welcome to USDF! A “safe” place > “Safe” because most likely your IP Adress is on their records or somewhere exposed. Just think about it, people like Keeganmn… who was discharged because he’s a Child Predator and USDF KNEW that, guess what, everyone know that thanks to Vaulekai, the boy who slowly turn USDF with […]
I am already smiling at the idea of writing about our story. Our versions of the story may differ with narrative, ha ha, but the story never changes and always ends in laughter. I could simply tell you that Evan and I have known each other since middle school and let you believe we are […]
Ai edit i need the energy from this one i wikl only be 33 for one more week theres other reasons why i said fucj it and sent it in at my side chained ride im older and now much more clever i got a boner god knows all stoners go to heaven did i […]