Moose Knuckles

23 May 19
Metro
Insconspicuous af (Picture: Pornhub) Everybody looks hotter at the beach; tanned bodies, very few clothes, and Baywatch-worthy running. Of course, it’s inappropriate to stare, and even less appropriate to get a raging boner while doing so, so you have to think of EU elections and Newsnight and encyclopedia salespeople to take your mind off them. At least that was the case in the past, as now you can protect yourself from awkward beach erections with Pornhub’s brand new trunks. The Bonerless Bathing Suit is equipped with a special lining, which the porn provider say can ‘help camouflage and conceal’ your hard-on The camo lining is tighter than regular trunks, and will push down anything that tries to arise. [metro-video id=”1930992″ video=”https://videos.metro.co.uk/video/met/2019/05/23/990302633859660227/1024x576_MP4_990302633859660227.mp4” image=”https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/23/08/13848342-0-image-a-8_1558595578430.jpg“] They come in black, with a thin stripe down the side, drawstring, and pockets. That is except for the Pornhub logo, which might just give it away. It’s normally $69.95 for the trunks, but you can get them on Pornhub’s site for $49.95 with the promo code BONER. [metro-zone-post-strip] It’s not the first time the company have forayed into fashion either, as they launched their clothing company Pornhub Apparel back in 2015, and have worked with the likes of Hood by Air (a cult-favorite fashion brand designed by Shayne Oliver) and Moose Knuckle (a luxury outerwear company). Corey Price, VP at Pornhub says: “We pride ourselves on being ahead of the curve when it comes to technology, and this is not limited to the best in class experience we strive to offer visitors to our site. ‘We worked hard on the development of this first of its kind bathing suit that should help ease comfort and increase enjoyment for the most masterful of bathers and watersports amateurs alike.’ [metro-link url=”https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/23/mum-reveals-hack-get-kids-help-around-house-9659241/” title=”Mum reveals hack to get her kids to help out around the house”] [metro-link url=”https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/23/every-single-outfit-rihannas-new-fenty-collection-9657319/” title=”Every single outfit in Rihanna’s new Fenty collection”]
22 May 19
THE INTOWN REPORT

INTOWN REPORT for 5/23/19 – 5/29/10 THURSDAY, 5/23 5 Star Bar – Conflict, Foze Comun, Destroyed in Seconds, + End Result 1720 – Pat Lok, + DJ Hoodboi Alex’s – The Damned, + Jello Biafra’s Incredibly Strange Dance Party All Star Lanes – Rearranged Face, R.Clown, Economy Music, + Liposuction Bootleg – Knife Knights, + […]

21 May 19
X i ǎ o x ī n w ǒ d e x ī n

CHAPTER 2 Agent Richard “Ricky” Lim was about to begin a long overdue vacation. He hadn’t taken any time off in the past three years, and it was beginning to show in his attitude—or so he’d been told by his superior, Doctor Peter Morgan, when he’d ordered him to take a month’s leave. He’d also […]

19 May 19
life of crusteenuts

Throughout college, I’ve missed out on a lot. By that, I missed out a lot on pop-punk shows that I’ve been dying to make. Twenty-three and I’ve only been to one emo/pop-punk show that I can vividly remember. My “2016 boyfriend” surprised me with tickets at the House of Blues – Houston to see Seaway, […]

18 May 19
Noise Pollution

Darkcell with Flesh Torrent, Moose Knuckle and New Clear Vision 17th May, Solbar, Sunshine Coast. It’s the morning of the Federal election and I’m dreading going out. I’m hoarse, every muscle aches and I think a dragon used my mouth as a toilet. These are the physical artefacts of attending a Darkcell gig. We had […]

09 May 19
News Archives Uk

1940 Eugene, Oregon: – Herb Parks defeated Prince Ilaki for the light heavyweight title of the Pacific Coast 1950 San Francisco, California: – Ben and Mike Sharpe defeated Ray Eckert and Hard Boiled Haggerty and won the San Francisco NWA World Tag Team Titles 1951 Montreal, Quebec, Canada: – Buddy Rogers defeated Bobby Managoff and […]

02 May 19
bobbymgsk

G1: Auguars v. Estopares (Troy, MO)(Samantha, Chris, Evan, Lois & Joyce) (Challengers note: Samantha’s a clothing business owner.) R1: After a woman’s dumped name something she buys thinking “I’ll show him”: #1: #2: Car of his dreams (27)(Janette) #3: #4: #5: #6: #7: Gym membership (2)(Samantha) #8: Auguars: Sexy clothes/shoes (TA- 38), haircut/sexy weave (ANOTHER […]

28 Apr 19
Ken the Metal Professor

Revolution Championship Wrestling (RCW) held their 9th Anniversary Show at 7pm Saturday April 27, 2019 at the O’Brien Recreation Center in South Bend, IN. I still remember going to the 7th Anniversary Show, it’s hard to believe it’s been 2 years since then. The weather today was perfect for a wrestling show – that is, […]

25 Apr 19
The fashion sensei

Introduction So mid Spring is here, With Summer just around the corner and you are thinking…why is this Dude making a Discussion about Popular Designer Brands renowned for their Coats and Jackets. Well with the new rise in the fashion Industry Badges and labels are becoming more dominant than ever. Global Economy rises Thus the […]

24 Apr 19
112Vandaag

In de nacht van 2 op 3 december 2018 maakte een groep inbrekers bij een winkel in Oisterwijk voor vele duizenden euro’s aan kleding buit. Hoe ze daarbij te werk gingen, is door meerdere camera’s vastgelegd. Rond 03.10 uur komt een witte bestelbus, een Mercedes Sprinter, aanrijden op de Lind bij kledingwinkel Zoetelief. Daar stappen […]

12 Apr 19
Monty Python

I have lots of special chew toys, and even more that have gone missing, but there is one stuffed animal toy I’m not allowed to play with: Mom’s Paddytun. He came all the way from London and is therefore very special. I still sniff him every now and then. He’s my best friend, and I […]

09 Apr 19

Mike Mussina seemingly has always been overshadowed by an era of baseball dominated by the likes of Pedro Martinez, Randy Johnson, and Greg Maddux to name a few. But in our current Sabrmetrics Era, when you do the math, Mike Mussina ranks right up there with some of the greatest to ever play.

04 Apr 19
Market Tamer

Image source: The Motley Fool. Secoo Holding Limited (NASDAQ: SECO)Q4 2018 Earnings Conference CallApril 04, 2019, 8:00 a.m. ET Contents: Prepared Remarks Questions and Answers Call Participants Prepared Remarks: Operator Hello, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for standing by, for Secoo Holding Limited’s Fourth Quarter and Full Year 2018 Earnings Conference Call. At this time, […]

04 Apr 19
Financhill

Image source: The Motley Fool. Secoo Holding Limited (NASDAQ: SECO)Q4 2018 Earnings Conference CallApril 04, 2019, 8:00 a.m. ET Contents: Prepared Remarks Questions and Answers Call Participants Prepared Remarks: Operator Hello, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for standing by, for Secoo Holding Limited’s Fourth Quarter and Full Year 2018 Earnings Conference Call. At this time, […]